at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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