either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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