No, you can still breathe under the balls.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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