lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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