i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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