She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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