I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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