i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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