Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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