the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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