actually, I'm a sock model
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
It's never too late to be topless.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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