i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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