Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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