i just sent this text using only my big toe
do herpes really smell.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
