Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I think I have vodka in my lungs
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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