Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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