I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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