dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.