He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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