Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
