I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
