Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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