May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i dont even know how to be here
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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