Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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