I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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