I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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