god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
i now understand why vodka
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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