am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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