Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize