ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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