before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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