I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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