last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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