oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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