singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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