We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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