bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
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we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
handjob tips. give me some.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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