I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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