haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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