Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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