I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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