I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
