Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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