is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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