I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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