So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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