Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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