I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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