they need to just BURY HIM!
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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