where am i from again
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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