i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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