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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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