I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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