I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
it was like his penis was on wheels.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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